1 00:00:00,235 --> 00:00:02,590 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:02,825 --> 00:00:05,790 ♪ Yeah! The skies were clear and the water was warm ♪ 3 00:00:05,826 --> 00:00:08,660 ♪ The sun was blazing hot ♪ 4 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:11,796 ♪ And where do we find our Titan crew ♪ 5 00:00:11,832 --> 00:00:14,265 ♪ They're all up on their yacht ♪ 6 00:00:14,301 --> 00:00:15,645 ♪ That's right, they have a yacht ♪ 7 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:17,235 ♪ It's called the Titan Yacht ♪ 8 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:18,770 ♪ It's a really big yacht ♪ 9 00:00:18,805 --> 00:00:20,405 ♪ A super dope yacht ♪ 10 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,073 ♪ They all set sail for a day of fun ♪ 11 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,608 ♪ Full of dancing and good food ♪ 12 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:25,243 ♪ Till it all came to a sudden stop ♪ 13 00:00:25,278 --> 00:00:26,823 - ♪ When Beast Boy yelled out, - "Dude!" ♪ 14 00:00:26,847 --> 00:00:28,079 ♪ A massive wave was headed ♪ 15 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,881 ♪ Toward our frightened Titan crew ♪ 16 00:00:29,916 --> 00:00:31,294 ♪ They tried and tried to outrun the swirl ♪ 17 00:00:31,318 --> 00:00:33,018 ♪ But there was nothing they could do ♪ 18 00:00:33,053 --> 00:00:34,719 ♪ It crashed onto the Titan Yacht ♪ 19 00:00:34,755 --> 00:00:36,354 ♪ With the force of Poseidon's rage ♪ 20 00:00:36,390 --> 00:00:38,110 ♪ And it seemed that all things might be lost ♪ 21 00:00:38,111 --> 00:00:39,268 ♪ if the Titans aren't saved ♪ 22 00:00:39,292 --> 00:00:40,825 ♪ When suddenly behind a crest ♪ 23 00:00:40,861 --> 00:00:42,460 ♪ A heated desert isle ♪ 24 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,107 - ♪ Just then Robin yells out - "Whoo-hoo!" ♪ 25 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,797 ♪ And the rest went buck wild ♪ 26 00:00:46,066 --> 00:00:48,233 ♪ It looks like they'll be stranded ♪ 27 00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:52,006 - ♪ For more than just one day - Who-ooh ♪ 28 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:54,639 ♪ They're most likely to be stranded here ♪ 29 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:58,173 - ♪ For the next five whole days - Ya-aah! ♪ 30 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,574 ♪ No less than five whole days ♪ 31 00:00:59,609 --> 00:01:01,079 ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ 32 00:01:01,114 --> 00:01:02,394 ♪ No less than five whole days ♪ 33 00:01:02,482 --> 00:01:04,015 ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ 34 00:01:04,051 --> 00:01:05,450 ♪ No less than five whole days ♪ 35 00:01:05,585 --> 00:01:07,118 ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ 36 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,553 ♪ No less than five whole days ♪ 37 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:10,958 - ♪ For certain five whole days ♪ - Go! ♪ 38 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:14,006 Coming at you, bro! 39 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,977 I do love me some fun in the sun! 40 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,647 And building sand castles is so relaxing. 41 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:27,151 Mmm... I shall never tire of the sands betwixt my toeses. 42 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,256 Titans, what are you doing? 43 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,425 Island-living, baby! 44 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,561 Have you all forgotten the dangers of 45 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,696 - this harsh jungle environment? - Howdy! 46 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:41,033 The only danger I see, Robin, is the group of friends 47 00:01:41,035 --> 00:01:43,502 perhaps having too much of the fun. 48 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,604 Come on bro, chillax! 49 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,340 Let the island melt your cares away. 50 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,675 I will not! 51 00:01:56,150 --> 00:02:01,053 My volleyball! My volleyball! Why?! 52 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,426 Life in a tropical paradise isn't about relaxing. 53 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,760 It's about survival! 54 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,662 In order to sharpen your survival instincts, 55 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,565 you'll all be participating in a series of fun challenges! 56 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,534 Challenges aren't fun, they're challenging. 57 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:18,437 Before the fun can begin, we need to form teams. 58 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,339 But we already are the team! 59 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:23,375 Yeah, we're strong by ourselves, but together we're... 60 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,410 This is survival! I don't want to see any of 61 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,412 that huggy, buggy garbage. 62 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:30,883 To learn true survival skills, we have to split into teams 63 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:32,551 and compete against one another. 64 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,219 Shouldn't we be helping each other? 65 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:37,055 We will! By being super petty and forming alliances! 66 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,259 And backstabbing! Always backstabbing! 67 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,327 Stab! Stab! Stabbity-back-back-stab! 68 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,230 I call... Not Robin's team. 69 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,733 - Neither do I. I'm out. - Not Robin's team. 70 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,902 I'm not on a team! I'm the host. 71 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:51,770 Starfire, Cyborg, you're a team! 72 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,906 Beast boy, Raven, you're a team! 73 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:57,142 Nice! It's you and me, Mama... 74 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,113 What is this? 75 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:04,002 It's a confessional. Just pretend I'm not here. 76 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,185 Kinda hard to do that. 77 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,153 To what will I be confessing? 78 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,922 ROBIN: Oh, your thoughts or emotions 79 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,090 or deeply-held affection for certain teammates? 80 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:16,495 - Pass. - I confess! I confess! 81 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:19,165 I took Beast Boy's sunglasses! 82 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,833 They just look so good on me! 83 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:25,017 Phew! Feels good to get that off my chest! 84 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,908 Okay, teams, your first challenge is to find food! 85 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:33,579 - We already ordered pizzas! - No pizza! 86 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:40,687 My pizza! My pizza! Why?! 87 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:45,157 This is survival. And survival means eating gross things! 88 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:46,425 Let's start the challenge! 89 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,064 - Gross. - Oh, that is so gross. 90 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:56,001 The first team to eat all their bugs, wins! 91 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,736 I do not consent. 92 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,806 Bugs are full of protein, essential vitamins and fiber! 93 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,243 For centuries, man survived solely on bugs. 94 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:08,747 - What is that?! - Coconut curry, brah! 95 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,469 Yum, yum! Woo-hoo-hoo! 96 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:14,186 - And I believe even one more yum. - No yum! 97 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:21,493 My curry! My curry! Why?! 98 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,730 That is not survival! This is survival! 99 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,002 Oh, yes! I will have a side of maggots with my beetle. 100 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,937 Another grasshopper? Oh, why not? 101 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,906 Let's indulge! Pure protein! 102 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,909 Uh-uh, I ain't eating no bugs. 103 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,445 Bugs are beautiful creatures, yo. 104 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,181 And your breath stinks, fool. 105 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,320 Titans, your second team challenge, 106 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:51,156 is to fashion clothing from your surroundings. 107 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,491 What's wrong with our clothes? 108 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:56,261 What clothes? 109 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,965 Now, as I've just demonstrated you never know when 110 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,634 you're gonna find yourself nude and fearful in the wild! 111 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,337 Now, go get some leaves and cover your shame! 112 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:08,373 Why stop at leaves? You know what this calls for? 113 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,809 Island Fashion Show! 114 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,177 CYBORG: Ahoy there. 115 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,513 Here comes that stunning Tamaranian, Starfire. 116 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,883 Sporting the sails of an unlucky sailor's sunken ship. 117 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:22,688 Throw me overboard because this merman is smoking! Ooh, wee! 118 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,274 And this dazzling demon is on fire 119 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:27,859 with her super trendy palm-frond poncho! 120 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,795 No! You're not doing it right! 121 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,064 Do I have to show you what being naked looks like? 122 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:36,835 - Please don't. - Behold, nakedness! 123 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,904 ALL: No! 124 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,672 Robin, are you not concerned 125 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,942 your pasty skin is being attacked by the Sun? 126 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:48,714 Nothing that some cooling mud can't soothe. 127 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:53,051 Ah... Nature's sunscreen. 128 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:56,154 Oh, look! A few friendly leeches sucking the toxins 129 00:05:56,156 --> 00:06:00,225 from my blood. Thank you, gentlemen. 130 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,394 Ooh, and now it appears the blood from the leeches 131 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,296 has attracted a swarm of mosquitoes. 132 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:06,898 Or as I like to call it, "The lunch buffet!" 133 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:12,904 Pure protein! 134 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,241 I am not doing this confession thing until you 135 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,576 - put some clothes on! - Ah, just go ahead, it's fine. 136 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,978 No it's not, it's not fine! It's not fine at all! 137 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:26,184 Titans, your third challenge is to vote someone off the island! 138 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,519 - Robin. - Robin. 139 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:28,887 - Robin. - Robin. 140 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,792 The results are inconclusive! 141 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,660 There is clear evidence of vote tampering, gerrymandering 142 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:38,697 and hanging chads. So let's move on! New challenge! 143 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,232 No more challenges! 144 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:43,402 Yeah, bro, we've got this survival stuff down. 145 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,836 It's easy-peasy. 146 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,640 Oh, really? You all feel that way? 147 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,642 - Absolutely! - Oh, yes! 148 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,678 All right, since you're all master survivalists... 149 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,148 then, I guess we can skip to the final challenge! 150 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,485 I've called down an alien big-game hunter 151 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,187 who will stalk us relentlessly 152 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:04,956 until he's collected all of our skulls as trophies! 153 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,291 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 154 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,261 You called an alien skull collector. Are you crazy, man?! 155 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:18,804 Whoa! Laser light show! 156 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,688 Well, we're doomed. 157 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,957 He's gonna take my skull! I love my skull! 158 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,458 It's my favorite skull! 159 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,528 Titans, listen, the only way to survive is... 160 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:19,348 - By working together! - No! 161 00:08:19,383 --> 00:08:21,166 Haven't you listened to anything I've said?! 162 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,068 We scatter. Every man for himself! 163 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,470 The alien will pick you off, one by one! 164 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:29,875 - Until only I am left standing! - Yeah, we should work together. 165 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,677 Yo, I thinks we can beat him if we act as a team. 166 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,013 And use the survival lessons we learned today. 167 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,249 You learned nothing! I'm getting out of here! 168 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,689 You won't take us, ghost! 169 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,237 Until you've tried some of this delicious coconut curry. 170 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:03,141 Bruh, your gear is pretty fresh. But how about a cape? 171 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,977 Ooh, it compliments your mandibles! 172 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:10,949 Hey, come on, let's survive. Island style. 173 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,973 You really have to go? 174 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:38,443 You will be dear in our hearts for all time, Alien Hunter. 175 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,844 So long, buddy. 176 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,830 Here, take some curry for the road, brah. 177 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,326 Bye. 178 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,235 I'm gonna miss that dude. 179 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,804 Hey, anyone seen Robin? 180 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,749 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~